One day I was working at a friends house to make some extra money, taking out blackberry bushes in a foresty area. Me and two of my friends, and of course Srdjan, being half monkey as he is, he had to climb a tree to get some blackberry vines out of the branches. He gets his feet onto the first set of branches, and Phil, who is... a little Ugh if you know what I mean, took the handsaw, and cut the branches out from under his feet. Okay this is where Srdjan's thinking loses me, he is about a foot off the ground, and instead of stepping down, he goes up. He doesn't stop until one of the branches holding him breaks, which means he's pretty high up.It's at this point that he realizes he can't get down, so he messes around up there for a couple minutes, and decides to slide down the trunk. The only problem is that in all his fiddling, he got a small branch between his legs,he is not going to have a happy ending with the sliding idea. At this point the look on his face has me and Phil in tears, and rolling around on the Blackberry, which sucked, but it was worth it. After Srdjan showed the branch who's the man in that relationship, and he gets to where the branches were cut by Phil, too bad he couldn't jump down the two feet, so he aked for one of us to help, Phil goes over and has Srdjan kneel on his shoulder, then, as luck would have it, Srdjan lost his grip, and his other leg went around Phils neck. I could've helped them, but the sight of Srdjan straddling Phils neck was too good to mess up.
Srdjan broke up with the branch, after discovering it gave him splinters.