This one was anonymously sent to me
I just got a cell phone, and I had to give my friend the number, but since he doesn't have one yet, he had to get a piece of paper to write it down on, and at the time, he happened to be looking at an Adult magazine. He couldn't find any paper, so he wrote it down on the magazine, and then, as he is brilliant, he left it open on his desk. Long story short, his mom saw the page, saw the number on the page, and she knew it was mine, so she thought I gave it to him. His mom is a little crazy and the head of the neighbourhood watch, so I was banned from quite a few households in that area.