This one is good for a laugh, I just heard it the other day.

So I was at my uncles house, and he fell asleep with a beer in his hand, there was a half a can left in it, so I grabbed it and I started drinking his other half of the beer. So he wakes up when I am just about finished, and he says "I'm gonna call your father in the morning"
He knew he was too drunk to remember so he wrote it on his hand, this is exactly what he wrote

"Call Steve
Drinking"

He woke up the next morning, and he looked down at his hand, called my dad, but all he could think to say was,"Steve, I think we need to go drinking."